May22012
April292012
April272012
“I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.” Mitch Hedberg
2PM
“I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn’t work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.” Mitch Hedberg
April202012
All shall fear Atsuo.

All shall fear Atsuo.

(Source: deedeebiafra)

7PM
3PM
“Alcoholism is a disease, but it’s the only one you can get yelled at for having. ‘Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic.’ ‘Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis…’ one of those two doesn’t sound right.” Mitch Hedberg
3PM
“I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don’t have a problem yet” Sam Kinison
2PM
April132012
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